Kiss T.V.?

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Kiss isn’t a band anymore some much as they are a brand, evidenced here by the recent announcement of a limited edition HDTV adorned with the Kiss logo. 

The t.v. is available in 32”, 40” and 46” sizes with a faux diamond-plated casting, Kiss logos on each side and will display a live image of the band for eight seconds upon startup. It will also cost your broke ass anywhere from over $800 to $1,388.88 but it comes in a collectors edition package, so there’s that... 

For a less expensive way of showing undying commitment to Kiss, take a look at this Gene Simmons toilet paper:

Order some so you can wipe your ass on the face of The Demon after taking a dump on your limited edition Kiss toilet in the Kiss themed bathroom where you put your Kiss television. 

 

 

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Anonymous's picture
i wudnt even want dat toilet paper. gene simmions is WAY too good to wipe down there
Anonymous's picture
kiss has always been a brand,before the band. if you don't like it KISS MY ASS
Hedge Wizard's picture

Dear lord... hahaha
IrishNipples's picture
LOL!
"There are no demigods you fucking pagan!"
Anonymous's picture
That "Kiss my Ass" toilet seat is too funny. Great stuff here fellows!

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