“Gobbler’s Knob”?! Really?
I tried to get through the Wikipedia article on Candelmas Day but it was sooo long and I lost interest pretty quick. Basically it’s an archaic Christian holiday about a temple and stuff. Nobody really celebrates it anymore. More’s the pity, it calls for a great feast and shares it’s name with one of the greatest doom metal bands ever, dammit. So I’ll be nuking myself an extra Hot Pocket and listening to some Candlemass today! Who’s with me?