Heavy Metal Figure Skating


Do not fuck with the Russians, am I right?

Sorry about the lack of posts yesterday and this past week in general. My dear Welsh Grandmother was in town and we are very much of the same stock. Suddenly I was taking breaks for coffee, tea, chocolate, and trips to Wal-Mart for red currant jelly and pastry. Sipping on our drinks we talked about everything and concluded the world would be better under our rule, Morgan Freeman better portrays Alex Cross than Tyler Perry, and kilts should make a comeback. She informed me that once I wore one, I’d never go back to pants.  Like I need another excuse to not wear pants…

It was awesome, but not conducive to getting much done.

Alas, yesterday I put her on a plane and now we will return to our regularly scheduled programming. I’ll do my best to catch you up on this last weeks going’s on if you didn’t manage to catch it on a different (more professional) site. While I busy myself with tat, enjoy the video above of Evgeni Plushenko going metal on everybody's ass in the Olympics. Also, if you haven't already, be sure to enter this months giveaway for a chance to win Scar Symmetry’s new album.

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