Big 4 of Thrash Tour???

So, MTV.COM is reporting the possibility of a Big 4 of Thrash Tour (Metallica, Anthrax, Slayer, Megadeth), according to them Lars Ulrich was discussing the possibility with "some people", this news both frightens and excites me. Some questions to consider:

• Will Metallica and Megadeth actually get along, or will Dave and Lars be on one big "drunken fight coaster"?
   
• Is this a giant stunt to pad the pockets of Metallica?
   
• Will the other bands call accountability to Metallica for sucking now?
   
• Will the other bands even want to go because Metallica sucks now?
   
• Will this tour somehow cause Metallica to suck less?
   
• Finally, where is the closest location to me, and how much are tickets? (I have a first born I am willing to trade)

Chew on that, fanboys.